I went to a party sometime in the past
Downed a Party Seven and I knew I couldn’t last
How I got home, I really can’t tell
But I knew the next day would be one from hell
Woke up in the morning, tried to get outta bed
There was a thunder pounding inside my head
But try I must, I leapt up to my feet
Then the legs gave way and I took a seat
Plucked up the courage to get out of the chair
The next challenge was to get down the stairs
Got halfway down, had to rest for a bit
Felt better, stood up, went arse over tit
Woke up laughing by the front door
It’s now five o’clock, can’t take it anymore
So I went back up the way that I came
Took half an hour, only myself to blame
Got into bed and swore off the beer
But I do it again at least once a year
I would do it more often quite happily
I can get drunk on three pints if my wife would let me
(Terry Kirby / Lyrics edited by Valerie Kirby)