Trying to write about something but can’t think of something to say
So, I’m going to write about nothing, which is something the other way
You can’t see it, you can’t touch it but you know that it’s there
But nothing isn’t something, does anybody care?
A few days till payday and nothing’s in the bank
If it’s in the bank it’s something I can’t withdraw a blank
Nothing is the absence of anything, matter or energy
In maths it means zero, isn’t that funny?
I’ve got plenty of nothing and plenty more of that
So I’ll write about something, I’m back to where it’s at
Pen’s run out, there’s nothing in that!
(Terry Kirby)